we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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