hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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