I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
