Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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