I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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