Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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