Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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