Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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