So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Green mimosas i think yes
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
