Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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