It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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