at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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