Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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