My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
send nudes
from the living room?
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