Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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