I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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