That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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