So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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