What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
