VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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