All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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