quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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