Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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