I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Floor bacon is actually really good
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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