The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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