STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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