I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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