day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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