Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my fart just growled at me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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