There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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