This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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