Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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