She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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