yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
