His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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