2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
NoShamevember. You game?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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