yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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