the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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