This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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