Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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