Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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