I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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