ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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