Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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