Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
is wine microwaveable?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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