my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
