Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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