Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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