I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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