Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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