I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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