She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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